This Is The First Day Of The

I Like The Idea That I Can Talk To Any Teenage Girls. You Know, In A Language That Makes Sense To Them.

I Wanted To Kill Her And Make Her Eat Her Fringe. And Her Knickers.

Still, Life Carries On. Exams To Be Examined. Serious Things To Be Thingied.

Everyone Is So Obsessed With Themselves Nowadays That They Have No Time For Me.

Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers Is Between You And Him.