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My Lord, I Find Thy Face Apelike And Thy Form Misshapen. Thy Beard, Moreover, Is An Offense Against Decency, Resembling More Closely The Scabrous Fir Which Doth Decorate The Hinder Portion Of A Mongrel Dog Than A Proper Adornement For A Human Face. Is It Possible That Thy Mother, Seized By Some Wild Lechery, Did Dally At Some Time Past With A Randy Goat? -mandorallen

I Taught In A Small Teacher's College For Three Or Four Years, At Which Point All The Administrators Got A Pay Raise And The Teaching Faculty Didn't.

If You're Going To Maintain Any Kind Of Self-respect, You're Going To Have To Keep Secrets From Yourself.

...only In The Surrender Of The Light Could The Darkness Prevail.

All Social Workers Want Is To Get Everyone Involved In A Programme. Because A Programme Provides Full Employment For Three Generations Of Social Workers. And They Mess Up.