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It's Tough At The Top. It's Tough At The Bottom. But In Between You Could Use Them For Horse-shoes.

Some Of My Best Sources Are Ex-policemen, Just To Get A Feeling Of What It's Like To Be One. And It's Quite Different From Being A Civilian - Except, Of Course, That I Believe That Policemen Are Just Special Sorts Of Civilians. Things Like How Hard It Is To Hold Someone That Doesn't Want To Be Held. This Is The Kind Of Thing That Is Worth Knowing.

If You Try To To Take My Bananas From Me, I Will Reclaim Them From Your Cold Dead Hands.

Priests Were Metal-reinforced Overshoes. They Saved Your Soles. This Is An Assassin Joke.