Think! You Can Think Any Think That

There's No Limit To How Much You'll Know, Depending How Far Beyond Zebra You Go.

A Life With Love Will Have Some Thorns, But A Life Without Love Will Have No Roses. To The World, You May Be One Person, But To One Person You May Be The World.

They Say I'm Old-fashioned, And Live In The Past, But Sometimes I Think Progress Progresses Too Fast!

Oh, The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done! There Are Points To Be Scored. There Are Games To Be Won. And The Magical Things You Can Do With That Ball Will Make You The Winning-est Winner Of All. Fame! You'll Be As Famous As Famous Can Be, With The Whole Wide World Watching You Win On Tv. Except When They Don't Because, Sometimes They Won't. I'm Afraid That Some Times You'll Play Lonely Games Too. Games You Can't Win 'cause You'll Play Against You.

The Words In This Book Are All Phooey. When You Say Them, Your Lips Will Make Slips And Back Flips And Your Tongue May End Up In Saint Looey!