Think Before You Speak. Read Before You

Original Thought Is Like Original Sin: Both Happened Before You Were Born To People You Could Not Have Possibly Met.

I Love Sleep Because It Is Both Pleasant And Safe To Use.

Writers Get Exactly The Right Amount Of Fame: Just Enough To Get A Good Table In A Restaurant But Not Enough So That People Are Constantly Interrupting You While You're Eating Dinner.

[on Parenthood:] You Can't Change Your Mind--you Know, And Say, This Isn't Working Out, Let's Sell.

White Grapes Are Very Attractive But When It Comes To Dessert People Generally Like Cake With Icing.