Things That People Will Say To Me,

I Have Always Preferred The Company Of Older People. No One In The History Of The World Has Had Less Interest In The Young Than I Do. I Am Not Interested In What Young People Are Thinking. They're Thinking Less Than Old People, Of Course. I Mean, What Could They Be Thinking? And What Are They Doing? They're Doing The Same Stupid Things You Did.

When I Was Young, Boys Didn't Type.

Without These Tourists, New York Would Be Fantastic. I Don't Want Them To Come. Stay Home!

Twenty-four-hour Room Service Generally Refers To The Length Of Time That It Takes For The Club Sandwich To Arrive. This Is Indeeddisheartening, Particularly When You've Ordered Scrambled Eggs.

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.