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When I Die, My Epitaph Or Whatever You Call Those Signs On Gravestones Is Going To Read: "i Joked About Every Prominent Man Of My Time, But I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like."

America Is A Land Of Opportunity And Don't Ever Forget It.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

The Man That Found The 726-carat Diamond In Africa, Received $350,000 For It And Wants To Buy A Farm And Silk Hat. Well, I Can Understand A Man Perhaps Being Eccentric Enough To Want To Own A Silk Hat.

Outside Of Traffic, There Is Nothing That Has Held This Country Back As Much As Committees.