They're Like ''you're An Alcoholic.'' I Go

They Say That If You're Afraid Of Homosexuals, It Means That Deep Down Inside You're Actually A Homosexual Yourself. That Worries Me Because I'm Afraid Of Dogs.

Ignorance Is Better Than Knowledge Misapplied.

Some Men Mistake Generosity For Charity: These Flatter Themselves That They Are Giving Gratuitously, Whilst They Are Merely Rewarding Secret Services Offered Their Vanity.

There Are Two Indiscretions That Generally Distinguish Fools: A Readiness To Report Whatever They Hear, And A Practice Of Communicating With Secrecy What Is Commonly Understood.

When I Started In Canada, I Just Did Stand-up.