They Are Preserving The Sanctity Of Marriage,

Never Point At Anything Beige And Call It Cool.

My Mother Said To Me, 'why Do You Have To Call Yourself A Dyke? Why Can't You Be A Nice Lesbian?' 'because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm A Big Dyke.'

Straight Girls Like Me. They Flirt With Me To Get Whatever They Want. Of Course It Works.

My Idea As Far As Comedy Goes Has Always Been To Push The Limits Of What's Acceptable For A Woman To Do Or Say Or Be. My Hero In That Would Be Lenny Bruce, Who Teaches Us That Words Have No Meaning. It's The Intent Behind Them That Is What's Important.

It's Not That I Don't Like Penises. I Just Don't Like Them On Men.