There Were So Many Things I Have

I Listen To Zero Pop Music, Which Is Really Weird From Someone Who Makes Pop Music.

Every Day After Work, My Mom And I Go Shopping. My Dad Is About To Kill Me. I Say, We Need It, Daddy!

I Went From People Just Thinking I Was, Like, A Baby To People Thinking I’m This, Like, Sex Freak That Really Just Pops Molly And Does Lines All Day. It’s Like, 'has Anyone Ever Heard Of Rock 'n' Roll?' There’s A Sex Scene In Pretty Much Every Single Movie, And They Go, 'well, That’s A Character.' Well, That’s A Character. I Don’t Really Dress As A Teddy Bear And, Like, Twerk On Robin Thicke, You Know?

You Know You're A Stoner When Your Friends Make You A Bob Marley Cake. You Know You Smoke Way Too Much F--king Weed!

A True Friend Is Someone Who Is Always There During The Ups And Downs. I Have Had A Lot Of Positive Things Happen In My Life, But I Also Have Had Some Negative Things That Are Not So Fun To Deal With, And Not Only Do I Have To Hear It From My Friends, But Also Everyone Else As Well, So It Is Nice To Have My Friends There To Help Me Get Through Everything.