There Shall Be Weeping And Gnashing Of

I Will Say This: One Of The Things That Is A Pain When You're Expecting Children Is How Much Advice Unsolicited People Give You When You're Not Asking For It.

I Don't Mind Assholes. It's The Dork I Don't Trust. The Dork Is The One Who's Trying To Be Whatever He Thinks You Want Him To Be. I Trust The Asshole Cause You Know Where He's Gonna Stand.

We Are Things That Labor Under The Illusion Of Having A Self, A Secretion Of Sensory Experience And Feeling, Programmed With Total Assurance That We Are Each Somebody, When In Fact Everybody's Nobody.

See, 'a Time To Kill' Was The One I Got Famous Off Of. Big Ka-boom, Over One Weekend. After That, I Did Films That I Really Wanted To Do.

I Love Los Angeles, And It's Been Very Good To Me, But If Everyone Is Running Around Telling The Stories, Who's Living Them? You Don't Play Characters That Are Celebrities - You Play Guys Who Know What To Do When Their Septic Tank's Blocked.