There's The Silver Lining I've Been Looking

If You Have To Ask, You’ll Never Know. If You Know, You Need Only Ask.

Perhaps You Have Been Looking In The Wrong Places.

I Want To Fall In Love With Something In The Way I Fell In Love With The Idea Of Harry Before I Write Anything Else.

This Liberating Discovery Enables Me To Proceed Without Any Fear That I Might Inadvertently Influence You To Abandon Promising Careers In Business, Law Or Politics For The Giddy Delights Of Becoming A Gay Wizard.

Three Turns Should Do It.