There's The Most Resistance To An Actor

Things Could Be Worse. You Remember That, And You Go On With Your Life.

I'd Love To Be A Pop Idol. Of Course, My Groupies Are Now Between 40 And 50.

The Greatest Justice In Life Is That Your Vision And Looks Tend To Go Simultaneously.

They Took 3-d Digital Photographs Of My Entire Body. I Had To Pose Stark Naked, Assuming A Kind Of Spider-man Position. After A Minute, One Of The Technicians Pointed To My Genitals And Said, Um, We're Not Getting Enough Data There ... It Wasn't What You Think. It Turns Out That The Fancy Digital Camera Doesn't Pick Up Dark Areas Too Well, And They Were Having Trouble Because Of The Hair Down There. I Actually Had To Spray On This Highlighter Stuff. (on Having Digital Photos Taken For The Invisible Man Role In The Film Hollow Man)

Everybody's Got Bills To Pay. Sometimes You See People Just Go Straight For The Money, And That's Disappointing.