There's Nothing Like A Hardship Song To

It's Okay To Be Fat. So You're Fat. Just Be Fat And Shut Up About It.

I Loved Comedy All My Life. I Think It's A Real Powerful Art Form.

There Isn't A Problem On This Earth That A Doughnut Cannot Make Better.

Diets Are A Temporary Solution To A Permanent Problem.

A Lot Of Times Nerds Are Really Artists Listening To The Beat Of Another Drummer.