There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.