There's No Such Thing, Of Course, As

I Had A Show That People Thought Used A Laugh Track. It Wasn't; It Was The Real Audience Going Crazy After Everything That Resembled A Joke, That They Could Technically Call A Joke.

In Love, First Please The Eye, Then Win The Heart.

Note To Self: No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There's Always Beer.

If It Wasn't So Pointless And Ridiculous, It Would Be More Humiliating. Also, If There [hollywood] Weren't So Many People As Bad As Myself - Equally Untalented People - It Would Be Even More Humiliating.

I Don't Have Any Ambition.