There's No Such Thing As Being Too

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'