There's No Such Thing As Being Too

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.