There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!'

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

We're Writing A Book Together. She Just Finished One. Did You Read It? Among The Porcupines?

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.