There's More To Life Than Books You

I Was Quite Advanced When I Was At School, And When I Left School It Seemed That All These Really Oafish Clods From School Were Making Tremendous Progress And Had Wonderfully Large Cars And Lots Of Money, And I Seemed To Be Constantly Waiting For A Bus That Never Came.

I Can Chase You, And I Can Catch You, But There Is Nothing I Can Do To Make You Mine.

I Find Christmas Very Difficult.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.

Whenever I’d Over­hear How People Found Me To Be ‘a Bit Much’ (which Is The Gentle Way Of Say­ing The Word ‘unbear­able’), I Under­stood Why. To Myself I Would Say: Well, Yes Of Course I’m A Bit Much — If I Weren’t, I Would Not Be Lit Up By So Many Lights.