There's A Mr. Hyde For Every Happy

I Like To Write Short Stories More Because I Never Met A Writer Who Wasn't Lazy. And A Short Story Is, By Its Very Definition, Short. It Is Something That Generally You Can Turn Out In A Week To Two Weeks Depending On How Well It Goes For You. But, At The Same Time, It Gives The Same Satisfaction Of Creating A Complete World.

I Always Drank, From When It Was Legal For Me To Drink. And There Was Never A Time For Me When The Goal Wasn't To Get As Hammered As I Could Possibly Afford To. I Never Understood Social Drinking, That's Always Seemed To Me Like Kissing Your Sister.

The Family Exists For Many Reasons, But Its Most Basic Function May Be To Draw Together After A Member Dies.

Busy As A One Legged Man In An Ass Kicking Contest.

Home Is Where You Dance With Others, And Dancing Is Life.