Mr. Janet Reno? I Think Mr. Janet

I Didn't Invent The Middle Finger, But I Perfected The Use Of It.

My Life Is A Tsunami Of Inspirations. Number One Is That I Really Do Just Love My Bbq. I Mean It's The Sustenance Of Mankind. You Know, The Animal Rights Of People, If They Had Their Way, 99% Of The Human Race Would Parish Because We Sustain Ourselves With Dead Stuff On The Grill.

Only An Abuser Can Make The Decision To Stop Abusing.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

Name Me A Society That Doesn't Love Barbeque. It Doesn't Exist. Mankind Is Barbeque Celebration.