There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.

Capt. Renault: What On Earth Brought You To Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My Health, I Came To Casablanca For The Waters. Capt. Renault: The Waters? What Waters? We're In The Desert! Rick Blaine: I Was Misinformed.

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

That's Baseball, And It's My Game. Y' Know, You Take Your Worries To The Game, And You Leave 'em There. You Yell Like Crazy For Your Guys. It's Good For Your Lungs, Gives You A Lift, And Nobody Calls The Cops. Pretty Girls, Lots Of 'em.