There Is Only One Justification For Having

The Best Years Are The Forties; After Fifty A Man Begins To Deteriorate, But In The Forties He Is At The Maximum Of His Villainy.

Philadelphia Is The Most Pecksniffian Of American Cities, And Thus Probably Leads The World.

On Some Great And Glorious Day The Plain Folks Of The Land Will Reach Their Heart's Desire At Last, And The White House Will Be Adorned By A Downright Moron.

As The Arteries Grow Hard, The Heart Grows Soft.

Why Do Men Go To Zoos?