There Is Only One Goal. That's To

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!

Rip Van Winkle, Who Said, Don't Make The Bed; I'm Just Going To The Bathroom. Never Got A Dinner!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Only Woman Ever To Apply For Group Alimony. Never Got A Dinner!

Peter Minuet, Who Said To The Indians In Modern-day Manhattan, Will You Accept A Check From A Puerto Rican Bank? Never Got A Dinner!