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It Is The Man And Woman United That Makes The Complete Human Being. Separate She Lacks His Force Of Body And Strength Of Reason; He Her Softness, Sensibility And Acute Discernment. Together They Are Most Likely To Succeed In The World.

The Greatest Monarch On The Proudest Throne Is Obliged To Sit Upon His Own Arse.

The Great Secret Of Succeeding In Conversation Is To Admire Little, To Hear Much; Always To Distrust Our Own Reason, And Sometimes That Of Our Friends; Never To Pretend To Wit, But To Make That Of Others Appear As Much As Possibly We Can; To Hearken To What Is Said And To Answer To The Purpose.

He That Is Rich Need Not Live Sparingly, And He That Can Live Sparingly Need Not Be Rich.

I Have Never Seen The Philosopher's Stone That Turns Lead Into Gold, But I Have Known The Pursuit Of It Turn A Man's Gold Into Lead.