There Is No Honest Man! Not One,

Women, You Overheated Dipsomaniacs, Never Passing Up A Chance To Wangle A Drink, A Great Boon To Bartenders But A Bane To Us--not To Mention Our Crockery And Our Woolens!

Ye Children Of Man! Whose Life Is A Span, Protracted With Sorrow From Day To Day, Naked And Featherless, Feeble And Querulous, Sickly, Calamitous Creatures Of Clay!

Poverty, The Most Fearful Monster That Ever Drew Breath.

Hunger Knows No Friend But Its Feeder.

You Can't Have Anything Else To Say: You've Poured Out Every Drop Of What You Know.