There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense

Babies Are A Great Way To Start People.

Work Is The Greatest Thing In The World, So We Should Always Save Some Of It For Tomorrow.

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.