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...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

There Are People So Addicted To Exaggeration That They Actually Can't Tell The Truth Without Lying.

Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust