There Is A Deep, Abiding, Unshakable Satisfaction

I Always Wanted To Be A Cowboy. But Alas! I Was Burdened Early With Certain Inescapable Obligations To World Literature.

The Rich Are Not Very Nice. That's Why They're Rich.

Among Politicians And Businessmen, *pragmatism* Is The Current Term For 'to Hell With Our Children.'

Tofu And Futons. The Adepts Of Orientalism Seem To Spend Most Of Their Lives Reclining. They Can't Quite Summon The Energy To Crawl Up Onto A Chair. Even Their Yogic Exercises Are Carried Out In A Prone Or Sitting Position.

If You Feel That You're Not Ready To Die, Never Fear; Nature Will Give You Complete And Adequate Assistance When The Time Comes.