There Has Been No Electricity In Baghdad

I Have A Wonderful Respect For Old People.

New Rumors That Saddam Hussein Is Planning To Flee To A Castle In Libya With 10 Billion Dollars. Now President Bush Doesn't Know Whether To Nuke Him Or Give Him A Tax Cut.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Announced He's Running For Governor. He's Got A Great Slogan - 'vote For Me, Or I'll Make 'kindergarten Cop Ii

Federal Authorities Have Informed Martha Stewart's Lawyers She Will Be Indicted For Her Role In The Imclone Insider Trading Scandal. Good News For Martha - Stripes Are Back In This Year.

President Bush Is Not Fazed By Other Candidates' War Records. He Said, I May Have Not Fought In Vietnam, But I Created One.