There Comes A Time In The Affairs

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.