There Are Very Many People Who Read

I Have Never Yet Met Anyone Who Did Not Think It Was An Agreeable Sensation To Cut Tinfoil With Scissors.

I Forget Most Of What I Read, Just As I Do Most Of What I Have Eaten, But I Know That Both Contribute No Less To The Conservation Of My Mind And My Body On That Account.

God: Personified Incomprehensibility.

The Worst Thing You Can Possibly Do Is Worrying And Thinking About What You Could Have Done.

Man Is So Perfectable And Corruptible He Can Become A Fool Through Good Sense.