There Are Two Kinds Of People. There

I've Often Wondered How A Man Who Knew He Was Going To Die Could Stand Here And Say He Was The Luckiest Man On The Face Of The Earth, But Now I Guess I Know How He Felt.

I Played Seven Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

His Fielding Leaves You Wondering. Then He Steps Up To Hit And All Doubts Start To Fade.

If I Had Played My Career Hitting Singles Like Pete (rose), I'd Wear A Dress.

You Don't Have To Talk To Me About Pensions. I Won't Be Around Long Enough To Collect One.