There Are Two Dilemmas That Rattle The

I'm Shooting In Brooklyn, We've Got All Kinds Of Crap Going On, And I'm All Alone Now In A Big Hotel Suite That You Can't Believe The Size Of It And A Thing Sticks In My Foot And I Just Think It's The Funniest Thing That's Ever Happened To Me.

I'll Tell You One Thing, It's A Cruel, Cruel World.

It Don't Care Whether I'm Good Enough. It Don't Care Whether I Snore Or Not. It Don't Care Which God I Pray To. There Are Only Three Things With That Kind Of Unconditional Acceptance: Dogs, Donuts, And Money.

We Don't Even Know If We're In This Room. We Could Be In A Turtle's Dream In Outer Space.

The Son Has Always Felt Like He Was A Footnote In One Of The Stories The Father Tells. The Father Is An Amazing Storyteller And One Of The Tales That He Tells Is How He Met His Wife.