There Are People Whose Watch Stops At

A Man May Talk Inspiringly To A Woman About Love In The Abstract--but The Look In His Eyes Is Always Perfectly Concrete.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

Honeymoons Are The Beginning Of Wisdom--but The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The End Of Romance.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Going Through Life Without Love Is Like Going Through A Good Dinner Without An Appetite -- Everything Seems So Flat And Tasteless.