There Are No Unbeatable Odds, There Are

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

I'm Out Doing My Deal, I'm Turning People On. What's Wrong With Taking People Away From Their Everyday Mundane Situation And Having A Good, Fun Night For An Hour And A Half At A Rock'n'roll Scene?

I Discovered Rock'n'roll. You Could Go Round Europe In A Van With Your Best Mates, Drinking Beer, Smoking Dope And Screwing Chicks.

I've Been A Practicing Alcoholic And Drug Addict For Most Of My Life.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of Tv. It's An Unavoidable Situation Being Ozzy Osbourne, People Want You To Go On Chat Shows, And I'm Not Good At It. I Don't Feel Comfortable Doing It.