There Are No Hopeless Situations; There Are

All History Shows That The Hand That Cradles The Rock Has Ruled The World, Not The Hand That Rocks The Cradle!

They Say That Women Talk Too Much. If You Have Worked In Congress You Know That The Filibuster Was Invented By Men.

I Wish I Were A Virgin Again. The Only Fun I Ever Had Was Holding Out.

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.

Lying Increases The Creative Faculties, Expands The Ego, Lessens The Friction Of Social Contacts. . . . It Is Only In Lies, Wholeheartedly And Bravely Told, That Human Nature Attains Through Words And Speech The Forebearance, The Nobility, The Romance, The Idealism, That-being What It Is-it Falls So Short Of In Fact And In Deed.