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The Inventor Of The Modern Foundation Garment That We Women Wear Today Was A German Scientist And Opera Lover By The Name Of Otto Titsling.

Men's Brains Are Smaller Than Those Of Women So They Can Fit Into Their Penises.

I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky Women. I Do Trash With Flash And Sleaze With Ease.

My Parents Used To Park Us Kids At The Public Library In Downtown Honolulu Every Saturday. They'd Leave Us There At 8 A.m. And Pick Us Up At 4 P.m. - So Between Those Hours, You'd Better Find Something To Do! I Sat Upstairs In The Picture Room And Went Through Opera, Ballet, And Theater Books. I Loved The Photographs Of People Wearing Elaborate Makeup And Costumes - They Really Pulled At Me Inside. I Was In That Library Every Week For Years, Until I Was About 13. I Had A Rich Interior Life, Because I Didn't Have Much Of A Social Life.

Group Conformity Scares The Pants Off Me Because It's So Often A Prelude To Cruelty Towards Anyone Who Doesn't Want To - Or Can't - Join The Big Parade.