There Are, Always And Only, The Bad

Pets Are Always A Great Help In Times Of Stress. And In Times Of Starvation Too, O'course.

Rings Try To Find Their Way Back To Their Owner. Someone Ought To Write A Book About It.

Sheep Are Stupid, And Have To Be Driven. But Goats Are Intelligent, And Need To Be Led.

If You Trust In Yourself. . .and Believe In Your Dreams. . .and Follow Your Star. . . You'll Still Get Beaten By People Who Spent Their Time Working Hard And Learning Things And Weren't So Lazy.

If He'd Been A Hero, He Would Have Taken The Opportunity To Say, "that's What I Call Sorted!" Since He Wasn't A Hero, He Threw Up.