Then It Had Not Been Merely The

There Is A Moment—oh, Just Before The First Kiss, A Whispered Word—something That Makes It Worth While.

That However The Brains And Abilities Of Men May Differ, Their Stomachs Are Essentially The Same.

Scratch A Yale Man With Both Hands And You'll Be Lucky To Find A Coast-guard. Usually You Find Nothing At All.

I Have Never Wished There Was A God To Call On- I Have Often Wished There Was A God To Thank.

In A Few Days I'll Have Lived One Score And Three Days In This Vale Of Tears. On I Plod-always Bored, Often Drunk, Doing No Penance For My Faults-rather Do I Become More Tolerant Of Myself From Day To Day, Hardening My Crystal Heart With Blasphemous Humor And Shunning Only Toothpicks, Pathos, And Poverty As Being The Three Unforgivable Things In Life.