The Wonder Is That Communism Lasted So

I Am A Great Admirer Of Women.

Golf Combines Two Favorite American Pastimes: Taking Long Walks And Hitting Things With A Stick.

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Humor Is, By Its Nature, More Truthful Than Factual.

Politics Doesn't Work. Look At The Parts Of America Where Government Has Had The Most Power, Where Government Has Spent The Most Money. Look At The Housing Projects We've Got The Poor People In.