The Woman Just Ahead Of You At

Many Who Would Not Take The Last Cookie Would Take The Last Lifeboat.

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

The Fear Of Being Laughed At Makes Cowards Of Us All.

Puritans Will Never Believe It, But Life Is Full Of Disagreeable Things That Aren't Even Good For You.