[the Universe Is] Haphazard, Morally Neutral, And

I Wonder If Socrates And Plato Took A House On Crete During The Summer.

You Can't Anticipate In The Room The Riches Of What You Encounter When You're Location Hunting For A Movie.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.

I've Had Bad Luck In My Two Previous Marriages. The First Wife Left Me, And The Second Did Not. ­

I'm Not Anti-social. I'm Just Not Social.