The Unexpected Always Happens.

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.

Give A Child Enough Rope And He Will Trip You Up.

Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing The Older Generation And Start Criticizing The Younger One.

A Man Doesn't Know What He Knows Until He Knows What He Doesn't Know.

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.