The Truth Is You Don't Like The

I Once Knew A Man Who Stole A Ferris Wheel.

...what Disturbed Him Was The Discovery That In Sensibly Ordering His Affairs He Had Got Out Of Step, And Not Into Step, With Life.

The Cheaper The Crook, The Gaudier The Patter.

Most Things In San Francisco Can Be Bought Or Taken.

The Problem With Putting Two And Two Together Is That Sometimes You Get Four, And Sometimes You Get Twenty-two.