The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The

Cover That Bosom That I Must Not See: Souls Are Wounded By Such Things.

There's A Sort Of Decency Among The Dead, A Remarkable Discretion: You Never Find Them Making Any Complaint Against The Doctor Who Killed Them!

How Easily A Fathers Tenderness Is Recalled, And How Quickly A Son's Offenses Vanish At The Slightest Word Of Repentance!

The Secret To Fencing Consists In Two Things: To Give And To Not Receive.

In Order To Prove A Friend To One's Guests, Frugality Must Reign In One's Meals; And, According To An Ancient Saying, One Must Eat To Live, Not Live To Eat.