The Trouble With Retirement Is That You

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.