The Triumph Of Sugar Over Diabetes.

Men Go To The Theatre To Forget; Women, To Remember.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.

Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On Cosmetics. Men, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On A Sense Of Humor.

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.