The Tobacco Companies Knew Quite Early On

The Other Day At A Drive-through, I Reminded The Teenage Girl Serving Me That She Forgot My Drinks. She Looked At Me, Hissed, Rolled Her Eyes, And Then Took Her Sweet Time Getting Me The Sodas.

I Feel Strongly That I Need To Try To Make My Shows As Real As Possible. What You See Is What You Get.

I've Known Attractive Airheads, And I've Known Ugly Idiots.

We're A Nation Of Liars. But I Mean That In The Kindest Sense.

The Good Thing About Having This Illness Is That It Allows Me To Be A Little Bit Crazy.