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Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before.

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.

Men Hate To Lose. I Once Beat My Husband At Tennis. I Asked Him, "are We Going To Have Sex Again?" He Said, "yes, But Not With Each Other."

Men Have Better Self-images Than Women. You Know What I've Never Seen In A Men's Magazine? A Makeover.